What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I identify fake friends in life?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How did your marriage end?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper